HOMESMUT DavexJohnYou: John sighs and shakes his head at the thought of coming to thoughts of him actually being a homosexual as he was setting down the popcorn on the table in front of the TV, preparing for his blond friend to come over that night for a slumber party, or as whatever Dave preferred to call it. He had picked out a scary movie for the two to watch since it was always fun to be scared half to death the whole night so you couldn't sleep. He watched the door patiently before strutting into the kitchen, grabbing some soda for the two of them, the couch which spread out into a mattress all set up with blankets and such.HOMESMUT DavexJohn3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stranger: Dave knocked the door of egberts house, poker face already in place. He was at egderps house to hang out for the night. John called it a slumber party. no way in hell was Dave calling it that. Dave heard scrabbling behind the door, which was probably John scrambling to reach it, before it yanked open to reveal the king of deep himself, standing in the doorway with a l
MORE HOMESMUT GamzeexKarkatYou: Karkat was lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling with a scowl, obviously showing he was upset with something as usual. He heard footsteps inching towards his door and growled in a low tone, turning his head to glare at whomever was on the other side. "Who's there?" He snapped in a bitter tone, picking himself up until he was resting upon his elbows, his head now fully turned to the entry of his room.MORE HOMESMUT GamzeexKarkat3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Stranger: Gamzee Makara entered the room, a absent grin stuck on his face. "Hey, Karbro." He coos, sitting cross-legged on the floor next to him. "What's going on, best friend?"
You: Karkat's expression instantly softened as his best friend entered the room, his lips pursed into a thin line but he now longer looked angry. "Oh. Hey Gamzee." He twitched his head to the side so his hair would brush away from his face. "Being bored out of my fucking mind. Nothing to do. What about you?" He asked absent-mindedly.
Stranger: "Oh just motherfuckin' chillin. I got bored of being by myself
MSPA: Heir of Cheesecake(WARNINGS: John/Dave, stuffing, major weight gain, m/m sex)MSPA: Heir of Cheesecake4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hm. Did John like strawberry? He could never remember these sorts of things.
Dave stood in front of a large shelf packed with various cheesecakes, scanning over the labels for what must have been the sixth time. Beside him, the shopping cart sat patiently, filled with both his usual diet of TV dinners and microwave meals and a pile of cheap, admittably unhealthy snack foods. He never really cared about the sugary things in life, but he had no intention of eating them himself either way.
It had been two months since Dave and John had taken up living together. Both were at the point in life where they had outgrown childhood yet hadn't quite become adults, and sharing one apartment meant they could consodilate living costs. Then again, John's dad was unbelieveably supportive, and his high position on the ladder of businessmen meant John had little trouble landing a sedimentary yet well-paying job. Dave's DJ work was just the icin
What Homesmut does...Even smut of Karezi sickens me and angers me. Some smut is just downright disgusting. (Especially "Sexy HTF")What Homesmut does...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Porn from your fandoms, it...
Kills your parents
Molests the elderly
Makes Freddy and Jason have gay sex
Causes Athlete's foot
Makes Hussie kill off your favorite characters
Causes people to post chain letters everywhere
Creates a disease even more deadlier than cancer
Kills baby animals
Makes Chuck Norris do drugs
Causes World War III
Makes the Microsoft company buy every other video game company you know
Sinks all of your ships
Causes fandom wars
Farts in elevators
Seeks World Domination
Always eats the last cookie
Causes your computer to lag
Kills Lauren Faust
Causes cats to invade the internet
Wants you to do meth
Causes Insane!Karkat to commit suicide
Gives Insane!Strich cancer
Causes your parents to divorce
Gives your computer a Trojan virus
homesmut*oh dear*homesmut2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I am not ready for this
GA: Do The Foot Fetish-y ThingarachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]GA: Do The Foot Fetish-y Thing4 years ago in Romance More Like This
AG: Heeeeeeeeya Kanaya!!!!!!!!
GA: Hah! Cute. What Would You Like, Vriska?
AG: He he he he he he he he, I was just wondering if I could come over to your place is all!!!!!!!!
GA: Whatever For?
AG: 'Cause we're moirails, 8uddy ::::/
AG: No ulterior motives here!!!!!!!!
GA: Very Well, I Shall Make My Abode More Inviting.
AG: Great!!!!!!!! I'll 8e over in a 8it.
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
Just as Kanaya finished tidying her hive up and sitting down on her jade couch to await Vriska's arrival, there was a *woosh* and a *slam* as her front door opened. "Hey Kanaya!" Vriska shouted from the entrance of Kanaya's hive, before crossing the room to sit on the couch Kanaya was currently resting on. "Hey Vriska! Glad you showed up!" Kanaya replied. Vriska then quickly unlaced her shoes before tossing them to the side and just as quickly removing her ankle socks and wiggling her toes
MSPA: John Versus The Pants(WARNINGS: John being fat, very mild Rose/Kanaya, extremely intricate depictions of an overweight boy failing to wear pants)MSPA: John Versus The Pants4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This could not be happening.
John stared at his reflection in the full-length mirror, and felt his heart drop upon the sight of the tubby boy looking back at him. Around him were ornament drawers and polished decorations, a symbol of the relative wealth of the Lalonde family. To his left, his typical attire, now far too small to be comfortable. To his right, the larger pants Kanaya and Rose had graciously sewn for him. On his body, the accompanying shirt. Well...perhaps "on his body" was a bit of a stretch.
The shirt itself, however, undoubtedly fell under "stretch". Despite being based on measurements taken only a week and a half earlier, it barely fit on his torso. It instead rode up over the soft, pale ball of pudge that was his stomach, navel cheekily peering out in defiance. The sleeves, likewise, were constricting, flabby arms barely squeezing through the h
MSPA: Mother(WARNINGS: Kanaya/Rose, extreme weight gain, transformation, biological questionableness)MSPA: Mother4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In all retrospect, she should have seen it coming.
Her jade green blood, her status as a rainbow drinker, her lusus, everything had been leading up to this. The troll species was teetering on the brink of extinction, and repopulation without a mother grub was a biological impossibility. Everybody had been dodging the lack of a mother grub, and everybody knew it was because they were terrified of the consequences. Even the humans could tell how desperate things had gotten.
Kanaya had always been one of the most level-headed of the Veil's inhabitants. She had taken on the looming problem with a clear mind and an extraordinary patience, but had still failed to come up with a solution to restore the trollian empire to it's state of actually existing. Even with Karkat's moirailing and Rose's matespritship, Kanaya had still felt a pang of guilt at her failure.
That was when the dreams started. After the
MSPA: Polish(WARNINGS: Dave/Feferi, handkink, manicures, gloves, implied chubby!Feferi)MSPA: Polish4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
If you were to ask most people about stable time loops, they would probably get a migraine and fail to learn anything. Dave Strider was not most people. He had quickly learned the workings of the fourth dimension (ok, it wasn't much of a dimension), and even if he didn't really understand the details, his partner-in-time Aradia somehow managed to know the finer points of temporal abuse. Between them and their seemingly infinite timeclones they had succeeded in staving off whatever had tried to assault the Veil, and they were doing a pretty damn good job at it.
All that said and done, though, Time remained a fickle mistress. In the present moment (his present moment) Dave was walking down a large flight of metal stairs, en route to the deepest part of the labs. He didn't have much of a reason to go; he only knew that five-minutes-in-the-future-him would be down there, and he had to keep up with the alpha timelin
MSPA: Coattails(WARNINGS: Karkat/Nepeta, spanking, light bondage, femdom, Karkat bottoms)MSPA: Coattails4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There were very few things in paradox space that could make Karkat Vantas silent. Out of all these things, none of them were things he would enjoy. Until now, that is, where despite having his face smushed against the floor and the overexcited catgirl riding him like a mechanical bull, he was actually kind of glad he didn't need to talk.
"I didn't hurt you, did I Karkitty?"
In retrospect, he wasn't sure how he had managed to get into this situation. He had spent time with Nepeta the past few days, and they had settled down in Karkat's room, and the next thing he knew they were almost fully naked and on the verge of busting pails.
Until Nepeta had pounced on his back, knocking his face against the metal floor. They both knew he was a bit of a masochist, but Karkat still found it in him to respond with a muffled growl. Unsurprisingly, she giggled in response.
"Aww, don't be like that! It means I can enjoy this a l
HOMESMUT ACCOUNT YOU SHOULD WATCHGUYSHOMESMUT ACCOUNT YOU SHOULD WATCH5 months ago in Personal More Like This
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MSPA: CRACK: jade being rapped by horrorterrors(WARNINGS: i don't even)MSPA: CRACK: jade being rapped by horrorterrors4 years ago in Humor More Like This
gL: Thou wish to start yon verbal spar with the god of seas?
gL: Thine downfall will be short and without traceth of mercy.
gL: A thousand sweeps the oceans thrived under mine watchful gaze.
gL: To think that thee could ever match myself would cause thine craze.
gL: A water flea such as thyself should seek thy higher ground.
gL: For duelling 'gainst an elder guard is entirely profound.
gL: No alien being could hope to stand and win a fight of breaths.
gL: Yon only hope lies in your skill at fleeing from these depths.
gG: just cause you're an old one doesn't mean that i'm scared
gG: my rhymes have got a half-life of at least nine hundred years!
gG: last time that you tried to rap you killed off half the castes
gG: it's no wonder that at witch of space can knock you on your ass!!
gG: you use lots of fancy words to try and make yourself look big
gG: but i've got thumbs and bones and fuzzy ears and i'm also not a squid!!!
gG: i'll shoot down whatever glubs your fis
MSPA: CRACK: Delicious(WARNINGS: John/Vriska, blantant sexings, squick, crack)MSPA: CRACK: Delicious4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
John obliged, pushing into the panting, sweating troll beneath him. On the floor, in a dark corner of the labs, Vriska had finally convinced the heir to, in her words, "get all the bases, John, all of them!!!".
Vriska was on her back, panting and groaning with each thrust of the human's member into her trollhood. John had been caught completely off-guard not only by Vriska's sudden request, but the fact that she was for all intents and purposes into vanilla sex, and even if he was modest of his size, she seemed to be more than content with the little John making quick work of her seedflap.
There was a sudden give, and John felt his dick make contact with what felt like a solid nub within Vriska. On cue, the girl let out an almost-earsplitting shriek and orgasmed, and the rapid surge of heat to her loins sent John over the edge as well.
John pulled out once she had finished; her weird habits carried over even int