Hillary Clinton on OprahThe italic part in parentheses is the subtitle that appears when they say something as kind of a translation into what they're really thinking.Hillary Clinton on Oprah7 years ago in Humor
Oprah: Today we are pleased to welcome Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to the show.
(Hillary walks in)
(They hug reluctantly, clearly not thrilled)
Hillary: I'm very happy to be here!
(They made me do it.)
Oprah: So, how does it feel to have lost the nomination to Senator Obama?
(Haha, you suck.)
Hillary: Well, I just think it would be a shame if he was elected, then assassinated before he could be inaugurated.
(Do you know where I could hire a hitman?)
Oprah: So what are you going to do with your time now?
(Time for the retirement home.)
Hillary: Actually I'm really looking forward to spending some time at home and being with Bill.
(Guess why, Bill, you son of a b****.)
Oprah: Are you planning on helping with Senator Obama's campaign now?
(He has a better chance without you.)
Hillary: I will, because ev
Hillary Clinton's Reasoning"A good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C."Hillary Clinton's Reasoning7 years ago in Historical
--George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
Things that I trust more than HILLARY CLINTONGood old Hillary Clinton came to Ohio recently and well spent a few hours whining about Donald Trump and the Right when they ripped the every loving shit out of their 8 years of failures. In all this is what I would rather trust than vote for Hilary and her whining bitch parade of Democraps.Things that I trust more than HILLARY CLINTON1 month ago in Personal
* Tiajuana tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* Her husband with my daughter.
* A Boko Haram Welfare Agency
* Arnold with your maid
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Iraqi Army tactics
* Ted Bundy at my daughter's prom
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Megyn Kelly as my moderator
* Linda Tripp with a secret
* Elton John after he drops the soap
* Teddy Kennedy driving me over a bridge
* Jerry Sandusky in a Little League shower
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Columbian on a motorcycle
* Walter Palmer with my cat
*Tawana Brawley on the stand
* Mel Gibson at my kids Bar Mitzvah