Assassin's Crack: Steak+EggsAfter the incident with the trio, Lucy made Desmond remove all things from his room. Altair and Ezio were forced to stay inside the room at all times, until they knew how to bring the assassins back to their own times.Assassin's Crack: Steak+Eggs6 years ago in Humor
"Awww, but I want them to stay!" Whined Desmond.
"No. They go when we figure out how to take them back to their time periods." Lucy demanded.
Desmond pouted, and then his stomach rumbled. He looked at Lucy. "Lucy, what day is it?"
Lucy blinked and said "Sunday, why?" Desmond's eyes brightened.
"OH MY GOD IT'S STEAK AND EGGS DAY." Sunday was steak and eggs day for Desmond, and he enjoyed it. It was the only time Abstergo ever let real food in, instead of the plastic-tasting crap they always fed him.
"Steak and eggs? What are those?" Altair asked. He just woke up and his eyes were a bit baggy. He blinked and looked at Desmond. Desmond turned to Lucy and said "What are we going to do? They'll get suspicious if you ask for three orders of steak and eggs."
"Don't worry, I'll