Assassin's Crack: Steak+EggsAfter the incident with the trio, Lucy made Desmond remove all things from his room. Altair and Ezio were forced to stay inside the room at all times, until they knew how to bring the assassins back to their own times.Assassin's Crack: Steak+Eggs6 years ago in Humor
"Awww, but I want them to stay!" Whined Desmond.
"No. They go when we figure out how to take them back to their time periods." Lucy demanded.
Desmond pouted, and then his stomach rumbled. He looked at Lucy. "Lucy, what day is it?"
Lucy blinked and said "Sunday, why?" Desmond's eyes brightened.
"OH MY GOD IT'S STEAK AND EGGS DAY." Sunday was steak and eggs day for Desmond, and he enjoyed it. It was the only time Abstergo ever let real food in, instead of the plastic-tasting crap they always fed him.
"Steak and eggs? What are those?" Altair asked. He just woke up and his eyes were a bit baggy. He blinked and looked at Desmond. Desmond turned to Lucy and said "What are we going to do? They'll get suspicious if you ask for three orders of steak and eggs."
"Don't worry, I'll
Ass-Creed: PhotocopierHumming gently, Desmond turned the handle to the photocopier room.Ass-Creed: Photocopier5 years ago in Fan Fiction
It was locked shut.
Groaning to himself, Desmond fell against the door. "Oh jeez." He'd been sent to photocopy some files for Altair. They were supposedly urgent.
Scowling to himself, Desmond looked down at the papers he held, frowning at the panting breaths that were coming from behind the door. "Ezio, get your pants on! I need to make photocopies!" He called out, tilting his head back.
"I hate to point out the obvious, but my pants are most definetely on, Desmond." Ezio raised an eyebrow. "What's going on?"
"Someone's having sex in the copier room and it isn't you?" Desmond stared at him. Ezio blinked, and stood next to Desmond, pressing his ear to the door.
"I can't tell who it is." He frowned, and stood back. "Guess we wait till they're finished..."
Desmond laughed, and crossed his arms. "Well, this is a little wierd. If Shaun and I aren't in there, and you and Leonardo aren't in there, who the hell is in there?" He