Old AltairEzio: "Hey Altair?"Old Altair3 years ago in Settings
Altair: "Yes, novice?"
Ezio: "Do you think we'll lose our publicity?"
Altair: "What do you mean?"
Ezio: "Well I mean Connor is popular already and his game hasn't come out yet. And people are making these fics with all of these OC/Connor subjects."
Altair: "Are you drunk again because I understood almost none of that."
Ezio: (Face-palm) "Never mind, you're too old to understand."
Altair: "I am NOT old!"
Ezio: (Cough) "Old."
Desmond: "Hey guys!"
Altair: "Am I old?!"
Ezio: "Say yes!"
Desmond: "Oh, c'mon, not this argument again."
Altair: "I swear to Allah, if you say yes I will rip your eyes out and stuff them down your throat."
Desmond: "Uhh "
Ezio: "If you say no, I'm going to tell Lucy that you love her!"
Desmond: (Frowns) "Lucy's dead, Ezio. Where have you been?"
Ezio: "W-what? She died?! Oh my gosh that's horrible! I had no idea!"
Desmond: "Well she was technically a Templar a really, really hot Templar "
Ezio: "A Templar? That changes