America x Reader - My Bra Is Your Bro"OH MAH GAWD ________ LOOK AT MY BUTT!" Alfred sung to you in an American flag thong, shaking his ass. You were in the lollypop and French fry forest next to the river of coke where the beaches are lined with gumdrops and you could see the Hamburger Mountains in the distance.America x Reader - My Bra Is Your Bro3 years ago in Humor
"That's nice," you said, "But what happened to your clothes?"
"________, don't you remember that they outlawed any clothing that isn't like this," he shook his hips and pointed to his thong.
"Then am I breaking the law?" you got closer to him. You looked him up and down and started laughing when you saw something you didn't need to see, "Nice Florida."
He shook his hips again, "You like that?"
But ever so sadly for you, this lovely scene faded as you started to wake up from your dream. As you were starting to wake up you could hear someone singing something. Not words just 'la la laa ahla la laa'. You sat up in your bed and rubbed your eyes, finding out that Alfred was the one singing.
He was wearing one of your b