How cute.The human race is quite the enigma, isn’t it? Look at how they scatter like roaches, clinging to their earthly possessions.How cute.15 hours ago in Personal More Like This
It’s adorable, really! A species that has advanced and expanded by proclaiming their superiority over all other mortal
creatures. Crushing the competition through such instinctual brutality! HA! That never gets old! The savagery! Oh, you
should have seen the looks on their faces! Priceless! Odd how some humans can be so inhumane!
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But despite your sweet little endeavors, the human species as a whole is but a minuscule speck- a tiny little blemish upon
an even smaller galaxy in a fragile, petite universe. An itsy-bitsy data point! Likely to be kicked under the table and forgotten.
Honestly, y’all should have stayed monkeys. I like monkeys! (Especially the ones in funny office-esque situations that you guys
print on cheap, heartless greeting cards! They’re my favo