Terrible Jokes - Dean x Reader"What the?" He stared at the note through sleep-filled eyes.Terrible Jokes - Dean x Reader1 year ago in Romance
The yellow post-it had been stuck onto the coffee maker for all to see. He had found around three of them since he had woken up. And every single one of them had horrendous jokes scribbled onto them.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
He groans, crumbling the note into a small ball.
Not one of them were funny. Sure, the first time they were amusing considering the fact he knew who had written them. And she loved terrible jokes. It didn't matter how bad they were, you would find her laughing her ass off at them for around five minutes before wiping tears away from her eyes.
Dean always found it amusing how funny she found them, but there was a limit. Sam would sometimes join in, telling her some terrible jokes he knew until they were both on the floor crying with laughter; their faces turning bright red as they grabbed at the minimal amount of oxygen that they were receiving.
"Mornin'." Sam yawned, stroll
Winchester. Dena Winchester. (Part One) Sam and Dean Winchester had been fighting things since they were small boys. They started fighting crazy shit in their mid-twenties. The freaky-shit-that-shouldn't-exist-but-did-and-scared-the-hell-out-of-every-fucking-body didn't start finding them until they had joined with Castiel, which was very fortunate. Though neither Dean nor Sam would say it out loud, without Castiel's help the Winchester brothers would be rotting in some holes somewhere. Or, to be more precise, Dean would be rotting in a hole, and Sam would still be running around like the blood-craving bastard he had been.Winchester. Dena Winchester. (Part One)3 years ago in Short Stories
The freaky-shit-that-shouldn't-exist-but-did-and-scared-the-hell-out-of-every-fucking-body on this particular occasion happened to be something none of them had seen before-not even Cas. "And get this," Bobby had told them, not quite believing it himself. "It's from another dimension." Dean and Sam had laughed like hell at
Dean x Pregnant!Hurt!Reader - One more WinchesterDean x Pregnant!Hurt!Reader - One more Winchester1 year ago in Romance
You were trembling like there was no tomorrow that pink stick signalizing that you were expecting a baby for a couples of weeks by now. You were happy and you knew that Dean was going to be happy as well but you couldn’t tell him anything at least not now, you needed to go with him and Sam on a hunt you needed to finish this one job and then you would stay on the bunker until the baby born
You were so into your own thoughts that you almost didn’t hear Sam calling you.
“(Y/N)! You coming or what?”
You put the pregnancy test on top of the counter and get out of the bathroom.
“I am own my way Sammy.”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Ahaha..... try to stop me.”
You pick your bag and your gun and get out to the car, you put everything on the trunk and slide to the front sit. During the all trip you were thinking of what you had discovered, once again you are so deep in your thoughts that you didn’t hear what Dean said. You only b
Cool Kids (Brother!Dean X Sister!Reader)Cool Kids (Brother!Dean X Sister!Reader)2 years ago in General Fiction
(Name) closed the door with a soft 'click' and locked it as usual. She toed the salt line back in place and slipped off her shoes. It was dark, thank god. She walked silently through the house, freezing when one of the floorboards creaked. Mentally sighing in relief when nothing happened, she set her sights on her bedroom. The door was still open, all she had to do was walk past the living room.
It was easy enough, but of course luck was never on the Winchester's side.
"Where do you think you're going?" Dean asked calmly from his spot in the arm-chair.
(Name) froze, caught, like a deer in the headlights. "Uh...to bed." She informed, motioning to her bedroom door that she almost made it to. It seemed like it was laughing at her. She wanted to punch it.
Dean stood up and walked over to her. He studied her closely before a giving her a stern stare.
"You got high?!" He asked, watching the way his little sister looked away from him. "Did you drink to?" The silence was enough of an answer.