Top 20 Red Guy MomentsMe: Let's see...what would make for a good review? *looking through some past things* Did that. What about...no, I did that too. Let's see...there's gotta be something to celebrate.Top 20 Red Guy Moments3 weeks ago in Editorial
(Just then, someone slides on his belly into my room)
???: HEY, YOU! Yes, you.
Me: What the? Hey...aren't you that devil with no pants that I once helped out of a psychiatric slump?
Red Guy: Who? Moi? Oh. Well then...hello! It's me! The guy with no pants that you once helped out of a psychiatric slump.
Me: What are you doing here?
Red Guy: Well, I just thought I'd let you know that it's the 20th anniversary of my creation...AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE IT!
Me: It is?
Red Guy: Yes. It all started when I was ni-en. I was pitched as a pilot for a compilation of cartoon shorts that would hopefully be greenlit into actually series. Eventually it did, and I became the star. NOT THOSE BARNYARD KIDS AND THAT FERRET AND CHIMPANZEE!
Me: Okay, big guy, how about I do this? I'll do something special for y