On The Priesthood, One Body, One ChurchOn The Priesthood, One Body, One Church3 years ago in Philosophical
"I will appoint shepherds for them who will shepherd them so that they need no longer fear and tremble; and none shall be missing, says the Lord." (Jer 23:4)
In this passage we have cause for joy, but also a cause for concernjoy because of what the prophet proclaims and concern because of what our brothers are saying. In this passage I see a disturbing trend where Protestants often ignore passages like this. Now it is not that many err completely but rather that there needs to be greater nuance in our treatment of this topic. Now, some take the notion "Jesus is the high priest" to mean that he is the only priest with authority, while others take it to mean that we all share equally in the priesthood and that's the end of it.
But this is a prophetic message from Jeremiah, and we must remember that there are many types of prophetic utterances: some foretell God's wrath, His mercy, destruction, restoration, the end of days, or the coming of the New Age, i.e., the age of Christ. This
15 ways to annoy Church15 ways to annoy Church15 ways to annoy Church7 years ago in Short Stories
Disclaimer: I would suggest you invest in bullet proof vest before trying any of this, but Church is such a bad shot hed probably miss anyway
1. Get him to read the twilight series by Stephanie Myer, then tell him Caboose has imprinted on him
2. Clone Caboose about a hundred times and let them loose. Video the results
3. When hes carrying the nice long sniper rife, tell him hes not fooling anyone and hes obviously overcompensating for something.
4. When he protests tell him thats not what Tex said. Imply it might be the reason she was always cheating on him
5. Ask him what it was like dating someone who has bigger balls than him
6. Tell everyone hes your best friend
7. Insist Church and Caboose celebrate best friends day together. Video the results
8. Get Tex to tell Church shes leaving him for Caboose because stupidity is sexy
9. If he cries, video it and send it to the red