chuck norrisAll 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norrischuck norris7 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Every year, on his birthday, Chuck Norris grabs one lucky child and throws it into the sun
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris doesn't write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
When you're Chuck Norris, anything +anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
Chuck Norris invented every colour in the spectrum; except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into an ass