strider fluIt was a normal day like every other day, but well I didn't expect otherwise. Just me and my little brother chilling around in our awesome apartment. Everything about our family was awesome, even though it was just the two of us. But maybe it was for the best. If there would be another Strider the universe would explode.strider flu4 years ago in Short Stories
I wondered where my little bro had wondered off to, I hadn't seen him in a while. He did ask me if he could play x-box but I denied that. Nobody's allowed to touch my x-box. Well except for me that is. If somebody else touches it the thing will explode because it can only handle my amount of ironicness. Man he better not touched that damn x-box. I pushed the door to my room open to see if the little bastard was in there. Nope. No sign of the little coolkid. Man eight year-olds can be so annoying sometimes. I continued my search in the kitchen but he was nowhere to be found there either. I decided I would check up on the fridge. That bitch better got some coo
Baby! Dave x Reader x Bro. You walked down the street, headphones blaring music while you bobbed your head along to the beat. You stopped, seeing a pony with a blank face and a heart mark on its flank staring at you. "The hell?" you asked, as if the pony could tell you why it was there. It merely neighed in response and you sighed. "Okay. I'm going to close my eyes and when I open them, you'll be gone." You closed your (e/c) eyes then opened them a few seconds later, seeing no pony and a crater where the pony was. "Why did I close my eyes? A pony just blew up thanks to me" you said, feeling guilty. That guiltiness was soon replaced by curiosity as you peeked into the crater. There sat a baby on a crater. He was just sitting there like "Yeah, I'm supposed to be here. I came onto this Earth from a meteor. I'm fucking awesome." You snorted at your thought then went towards the baby, picking him up. His red eyes stared at you as you held him up to eye level. "Baby! Dave x Reader x Bro.2 years ago in Romance
Choose your Strider“Dave! Hurry your ass up in there! What man- no. What Strider takes an hour and a half long shower?!” You couldn’t help but laugh at Dirk as he pounded on the door to the bathroom. There were only two bathrooms in the house and one of them belonged to you. Scratch that. The largest bathroom belonged to you. Why you might ask? Because the three boys desperately wanted you to officially move in. You had your own room that contained a king sized bed, a walk in closet, and your own balcony. You have been “living” at the Strider house for almost two years now, though you’ve known the “ironically cool” boys since you were five. You met the youngest at school when you offered him your apple juice. He instantly became your best friend and brought you home that day. That was twelve- no, thirteen years ago. You were turning eighteen in three days. You promised them that as soon as you turned eighteen, you would move out of your parentsChoose your Strider2 years ago in Humor
Queen BroLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Queen Bro5 years ago in Comedy
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: egbert is that you
▼: oh god.
▲: goddamn youre an elusive little bastard
▼: i am guessing this is dave's bro?
▲: ding ding ding
▲: you want a medal or something kid
▲: so fucking smart seriously i am blown away
▲: feel like im talking to einstein
▲: he was gay too i think
▼: i feel like any medal you'd give me would be inappropriate.
▼: and i am not gay!
▲: what are you implying exactly
▲: yeah okay dude
▲: youre not gay so i guess i better go tell dave
▼: people on here are so weird.
▲: and then revel in his crushed spirit and heart
▼: wait, no!
▲: yes egbert most of the people on this site are pedophiles no doubt youve been propositioned for some kinky shit already
▲: no man im going to go tell him right now
▲: hell probably start crying like a little b
Dirk and Dave Strider X Reader Pt 4[[AIGHT PART FOUR HERE.]]Dirk and Dave Strider X Reader Pt 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters
As Dave was processing the information you had just provided, he flinched at the knock on the door and sighed. "Hang onů And sorry." He rubbed the back of his neck before opening the door a crack. Whilst he was walking over to the door all you could hear was a masculine, meltthefuckoutofyourheart type of voice. He was groaning and banging on the door. "Dave, you little shit. I have to piss hurry up and open the damn door!" You just kinda blinked and watched Dave. Dave slammed his fist on the door. "Shut the fuck up! The neighbors are gonna bitch again and I have company over!" His brother was now gripping the crotch of his pants as he pushed the door out of the way. "Fuck your company, that Egderp kid is a fagg- Oh, hello there~." Dave's brother stopped, dropped his bag of groceries and leaned on the wall. His sudden urge to piss disappeared and his cheeks stained a light pink. He wink and scanned your soft [S/C] skin under his shades and one of hi
Bro's Song And DanceNight was humid to say the least and dinner had long since been eaten. Tinned spaghetti had always been one of Dave's favorites, even if Bro didn't always let him eat it straight from the can like he loved. Still, supper had been a fiasco of energy and brotherly teasing, a bite only being given when Dave gave Bro a smile. Dave couldn't even skip out early; Bro would always tell a joke to get the smile, and when a bite was earned, it had to be taken.Bro's Song And Dance3 years ago in Short Stories
The bathroom was the source of commotion now, Dave brushing his teeth with a red toothbrush. It was especially fun because the handle was a train. Bro said he'd had one like that when he was little, but it was orange like his eyes. Dave brushed away busily as Bro took off his hat, ruffling his hair and rinsing his face occasionally with water from the running tap.
Dave's spit dribbled down his chin as he tried to void his mouth of the foam, watching it run down the plug hole before Bro shut off the tap and gave Dave's lips a brush with the