A Note From Bro"Jake!"A Note From Bro4 years ago in Short Stories
"Get up here!"
"Just get up here!"
"Last time, you kept me up there to watch you perform parlor tricks with your sunglasses for an hour."
"They are shades, and it wasn't and hour, it was more like...!"
"More like bonding time! Just get up here!"
Jake huffed, disarming his pistol and shoving it back into its holster. Sometimes, D could be such a pain in his hindquarters...but then again, he made up for it each and every single time he inconvenienced Jake. Strutting back up path to his home, winding through the pumpkins and the thick vines, leaves wider than his hands brushing the bare skin of his shin as he stepped through them. D waited overhead, glancing down at him from the bedroom window. This wasn't as hard or as complicated as he was making it out to be...but his insides still squirmed in nervous tension.
Jake's boots sounded very heavy on the stairs. Oh, God, he was really coming up there
Don't Taze Me Bro"Hey, check this out."Don't Taze Me Bro4 years ago in Humor
Dave looked up from the tv screen briefly, glancing to where Bro stood hunched over a box on the kitchen table. The elder Strider's body obscured most of the small brown package and what it contained, igniting his interest. Curious, Dave humored him.
"What is it? A new sex toy for your smuppets?"
He heard Bro snort as he flit his eyes back to the screen to resume his game. The buttons clicked out an odd beat as he depressed them beneath his fingers, expertely directing his player around the course.
"Not even. If it'd be used on anyone, it'd be used on you."
Dave stopped in the middle of his sick grind to pause the game and look over the futon. Bro was still concealing the package on the table with his body, filling Dave with a a wary sense of curiosity. He could hear Bro laugh at his reaction and knew that his brother was purposefully blocking the view of whatever mystery item he'd gotten in the mail to either annoy him or set him on edge.
It did both.
Bro Strider x Reader: SLENDERMAN!You shivered as you clicked the Slender icon on your desktop. You knew you were going to regret this to the final days of your natural born life. You readied your heart so it wouldn't have a heart attack, and then you waited for it to open. You then stared at the start menu before a thumping sound was heard. You immediately screamed.Bro Strider x Reader: SLENDERMAN!3 years ago in Humor
You breathed heavily and gathered yourself before you came downstairs. Looking around nervously, you crept over to the door and took a 20 dollar bill from your pocket. You then swung the door open and threw the 20 dollar bill at whoever it was.
"Uh, thanks ?"
You look up at the sunglasses of Dirk- No, I meant Bro- Strider.
"Oh, sorry about that, Bro." you say nervously. "I was just about to play Slender and"
Bro held up his fingerless-gloved hand and nodded.
"I get it."
"Um, so do you want to, uh, come up and ?" you said with the awkward burdening you. Bro looked at you, and then he stepped in