My Little Beavis and Butthead: Scoring is MagicBeanus and BuckheadMy Little Beavis and Butthead: Scoring is Magic4 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Beavis and Butthead parody WITH PONIES)
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, in the town of Ponyville Heights, lived the two horniest, corniest, most immature unicorns who ever lived, Beanus and Buckhead. The day began like any other, until they found some treasure.
"Hehehe check it out butthole I found a beer," exclaimed Beanus as he picked up a piece of trash outside of Pinkie Pie's house.
"Huhuhuh sweet it's like alcohol huhuhuh now we can score," Buckhead grinned. The two walked down the street, half empty, discarded beer can on hoof, somehow hoping that the small amount of beer they had would indeed be enough for them to get a mare drunk enough to actually have sex with. The two walked into Ponyville on a mission, to boldly go where no acne stricken loser had gone before, that is until they ran into Spike.
"Umm why are you guys carrying around trash?" he asked the duo as they walked past, "you know that almost anypony will buy you that stuff if y