The joke of the day...Warning: this one gets a little darkThe joke of the day...7 hours ago in Personal More Like This
A man wants to join the CIA. The recruiter: "You fulfill the physical demands, but we have to do a character test too. Here is a loaded gun. Go into room 23B and shoot the person inside, and ask no questions." The man goes into 23B...just to find his wife gagged and bound to a chair. After ten minutes he comes out again, bangs the gun angrily on the recruiters desk and shouts: "It was loaded with blanks, you idiot! I had to break off a leg of the chair and club her to death!"
Mind Of The Damned (Scarecrow x Mad Hatter) (5)Later that night Batman showed up with Riddler in tow, the man twitching slightly as some sort of headband on his head was sparking slightly.Mind Of The Damned (Scarecrow x Mad Hatter) (5)7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What happened to him?" Cash asked, helping Batman bring the man to the infirmary ward, where the detective slowly started working it off.
"Nigma tried to use a virtual reality helmet on myself. I beat him at his game and the feedback looped back at his own helmet." Batman explained, Nigma passing out when the band was removed and shorted out on the detectives hand. "He's all yours." The guard chuckled as a doctor came in to do a usual preliminary check up, the Dark Knight having vanished in the blink of an eye. Crane looked up from his book when Nigma was carried to his cell, Jervis smiling as the man was placed on his cot.
"Look who has come to join us, Mr. Riddler himself." Jervis chuckled in amusement, fiddling with his current drawing as the the cell block was locked down for the night. The cellmates retired for the night before the ni