Avengers X Reader ~ Loki is a Grapefruit(Name) runs into the Avengers lounge, where the six Avengers and Loki reside.Avengers X Reader ~ Loki is a Grapefruit6 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Guys! I've made a scientific discovery!!" Natasha rolls her eyes.
"What is it this time, (name)?" She asks.
"Loki is a grapefruit!" (Name) holds up a small grapefruit. The others are silent for a moment, before bursting out into fits of laughter. Everyone except Loki.
"Brother..." Thor mumbles between howls of laughter. "how have you never told me that you're a delicious Midguardian fruit?" Loki glares and lightly punches his brother.
"That's because I'm not! This stupid mortal has no idea what she's speaking about!" Loki glares as everyone laughs harder.
"Hey! Lighten up, fruity!" Tony says, strutting over and placing a hand on Loki's shoulder.
"Do not touch me, mortal!" Loki yells.
"(Name), maybe you want to explain how Loki is a grapefruit?" Bruce asks.
"Of course!" (Name) says, flipping her (h/c) hair out of her face.
"Well, first of all, he's bitter unless you put sugar on him, much like said fruit. Als