Nami Does A ThingNami Does A ThingNami Does A Thing4 days ago in Humor More Like This
At this point, you know where these One Piece stories take place, so I'm not even gonna bother. Nami was chillaxing in the deck like a baller, when all of a sudden, these Marine shmucks decided to attack the ship.
"Eh, I got it." She then brought out her Clima Tact. "The forecast shows a... eh, screw it. Thundah Time!" Lightning struck the Marines down, even killing one.
"Wow... OK, Nami. What the hell?" Luffy was stunned. "You just killed a guy!"
"Eh, don't care." Nami responded nonchalantly. "Besides, this is the New World. We can cut loose if we want."
"Oh, okay." Luffy wandered off.
Wow, I've grown lax... thought Nami.
"Hey, Nami. I was wondering if I could borrow a few berries." Usopp requested.
"Sure. Just be sure to pay me back that amount, and nothing more."
"Cool." Usopp wondered off.
And now I'm only asking for an exact amount in return instead of being greedy... Eh, what the hell. I
Arrested Developement: One Piece EditionArrested Developement: One Piece EditionArrested Developement: One Piece Edition5 days ago in Humor More Like This
Monkey D. Luffy woke up from another strange dream about him being a dragon, and decided to consult Robin, the ship's Archaeologist and Psychologist.
Robin: Have you been drinking lately?
Luffy. What? No!
As a matter of fact, Luffy has been drinking with Zoro as of late. (Flashback)
Zoro: We should *hic* do this more often...
Luffy: Yeah, you're *hic* right...(End Flashback)
Robin: I see.
Luffy: Well I don't see why you should concern yourself with me. After all, wasn't it your idea to start drinking with Zoro in the first place?
Robin: I've never once suggested drinking with Zoro.
This was a lie.
Robin: And anyways, I'd think that I'd be able to handle my liquor.
In reality, Robin had the least tolerance towards alcohol in the crew.
(Flashback to rave party)
Robin: F*** YEAH! WOOOOO!!
Robin: And besides, why are you asking me these things? Shouldn't you ask Chopper instead?
Luffy: OK, fine!
Having a Life: Spring Him Loose“Gabe… you’re gonna trust me this much with something like THIS?”Having a Life: Spring Him Loose2 weeks ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gabe crossed his arms, leaning back in his chair.
“Sis, you’re one of the best lawyers I know in Cumberland and the kid deserves a good lawyer, not some guy the system just throws at him.”
Gabe’s sister crossed her arms as well, raising an eyebrow.
“You sure about that statement? You know I don’t generally do huge cases.”
“Yeah I know, you’re more for traffic cases and whatever other crap goes on in the courtroom but besides that, last I checked, you don’t like losing fights.”
She smirked. “And I haven’t lost one yet.”
Gabe smirked back. “Reason you’re perfect for this, Mary.”
Mary started pacing the room a little.
“Hmm…. Well I can’t go in empty handed. You don’t walk into a fight without some kind of weapon… What you got for me?”
“A whole hospital staff