belly of the beast steamboat williebelly of the beast 1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms
floated into the sun,
straight into the jaws
The Seven Princely SinsThe Seven Princely SinsThe Seven Princely Sins6 years ago in Fan Fiction
Is Disney that good of a role model,
In the male heroes that are displayed?
They may seem wholesome on the surface,
Delighting their fans by the decade.
But what lies beneath the exteriors,
Of these pretty boys in shining armor?
Let's take a look at each personality,
And see the truth of each daring charmer.
First is Snow White's charming Prince,
Whose gluttony is his own downfall;
For being the pudgiest prince among them,
His moniker is the "fattest one of all."
This chubby round faced crooner,
Has nothing but to sing songs all day.
As poor Snow slaves over gooseberry pies,
To keep his piggish hunger at bay.
Prince "Charming", as so he is called,
Is perhaps the most slothful on the throne.
Neglecting his duties with tired yawns,
And answering only with a shiftless groan.
He typically lays about like a lazy lump,
Never assuming his royal position.
And after finding the lady of his dreams,
Is too sluggish to even seek her out on his mission.
Prince Phillip, thoug