Waiting for Superman (Teen!me x Wheatley Core)Noel's POV:Waiting for Superman (Teen!me x Wheatley Core)26 minutes ago in Personal More Like This
You once again where in a weird place, by that, you mean a weird white/grey room that seemed...kinda nice actually.
"Oh! You're alive?!" A voice said, it sounded male...but...you couldn't see anyone to prove that it was even somebody. You screamed to know where you were and, like your mothers temper, became an instant karkat.
"WHY AM I HERE? WHAT ARE YOU? WHAT IS THIS PLACE? WHY ON THE MOTHER F**KING REASON ARE YOU NOT SHOWING YOUSELF TOO ME? WHO RUNS THIS PLACE? I NEED TO SEE WHOEVER JUST TALKED TO ME OR SO HELP ME, I WILL DESTROY THIS F**KING ROOM!" You shouted and stomped your foot so hard, you could have almost broke it.
"C-calm down!!! Please!!!" A round robot came down from the ceiling, it had what looked like a glowing blue eye, but you weren't a fan of robots. You kinda thought they might become evil...because hell, anything happens like they can realize they are the greater mind they could turn on you.
"what is your name, robot..." you are cooling off now, your fac
FIRST LOOK AT JOKER BATMAN V SUPERMAN!http://www.dccomics.com/videos/dc-all-access-first-look-at-the-joker-convergenceFIRST LOOK AT JOKER BATMAN V SUPERMAN!3 hours ago in Personal More Like This
Just Fight!: Navy SEAL vs Honey Badger Some random African plainJust Fight!: Navy SEAL vs Honey Badger 4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Honey Badger was on his laptop (because he just doesn't give a shit), and saw a guy post on Youtube about how Frozen is overrated. Honey Badger, because of his not giving a shit, replies with "Shut up, troll."
This Navy Seal couldn't believe he was insulted by an idiot pretending to be an animal. Who pretends to be an animal anyway? Navy SEAL responded with a long rant consisting of death threats and tons of bragging, with a whole lot of cursing thrown in there for good measure. Navy SEAL decided to use his secret team to find where the idiot that insulted him lived.
"Sir, we found out where he or she lives!" one of the hackers said.
"What are you fucking waiting for? An invitation? Tell me!" the Navy SEAL demanded.
The same African plain from before
Honey Badger read the reply, and just didn't give a shit.
The laptop blew up.
Where's the gender bent Batman + Superman art???I Know in the DC universe there is a comic with a version of earth where all the main characters are gender swapped, including Batman and Superman. I forget the name of the comic but I know it exists.Where's the gender bent Batman + Superman art???5 hours ago in Personal More Like This
My question is, where in the wild world of sports is all the female Batman and Superman art here on DA??? I can't find any. I've seen male Wonder Woman, male Harley Quinn, female Joker and many more, but never any female Batman or Superman. I know there are people like me who support this idea, or else the DC comic with the alternate Earth wouldn't exist.
You know there are people who want to see Batman or Superman kicking ass and looking damn sexy while doing it!
If anyone finds some art here on DA that features the female versions of Batman/and or Superman, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN FAVORITE IT!!! I WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL, THANKS!!!!
Clark Kent - SupermanClark Kent - Superman6 hours ago in Profiles More Like This
Clark Joseph Kent is Kal-El, Superman
Birthday: February 29th
Height: 6' 3" (75in or 190.5cm)
Weight: 235 lbs. (107kg)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Blue
Body Type: Exceptionally muscular, without being comical.
Apparent Age: Mid to late 30's.
The sole survivor of an alien race, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an infant by his parents, Jor-El and Lara-El. Upon landing, the child was discovered by Jonathan and Martha Kent in Smallville, Kansas. The kindly couple decided they would adopt and raise him, naming him Clark Kent. Clark's abilities increased steadily as he grew up, with super-strength and invulnerability manifesting at an early age and the power of flight developing during high school. His adopted parents revealed the rocket and his foreign heritage to their son when he was 18, leading Clark to the decision that he would become a hero in secret and use his powers to protect innocents.
During this time he pursued his education at Metropolis University while seeking out a living to p