How God Created One DirectionGod: You know how we made females bleed every month to make them strong?How God Created One Direction3 years ago in Comedy
God: Well it didn't work
Jesus: What do you mean
Jesus: They cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
Jesus: Isn't that enough
God: We must make them stronger
Jesus: But it's too late no-
God: We'll create five superior beings
Jesus: What is tha-
God: Listen Jesus...
God: We'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
Jesus: That sounds risky don't you t-
God: A whole bottle of adorable extract on another
God: Half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
God: On the fourth we'll use the last of the 'you me bed now' syrup
Jesus: .... and the fifth?
God: Sassy potion
Jesus: .... okay .... but how will this make them stronger?
God: We'll add one musical steroid to each
Jesus: I still don't see...
God: They'll be homosexual
Jesus: Ah very clever
God: Do you see now?
Jesus: The survivors will be indestructible