White House Showdown Obama v RomneyThe doors to the Oval Office slammed open to reveal Mitt Romney. A golden key with hung from a chain in his right hand.White House Showdown Obama v Romney3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Barack Obama, the current Champion of the United States of America, sat behind the Champion's desk sighing important documents.
"So I see you've defeated my hand picked Elite Four Mitt," Obama said calmly, not looking up from his work.
"Your 'hand picked' Elite Four were weak Champion Obama" Romney smirked, sneering out the last two words, "You aren't fit to be Champion! Look at what you've done these past four years as Champion! The United States is in bad shape and it's all your fau-" Romney stopped as Obama brought his fists down on the desk.
"Do not be so quick to throw all the blame on me Mitt," the Champion states in a level voice, "The United States was spiraling downward when I assumed control. I steered the region away from another depression and I even helped to bring down the leader of Team Qaeda. I have been fighting all these four years to bring th
RP Journal- The Mitt Romney RantYou met up with Mel at the cafe after getting a text to meet her there, you know, because she was frustrated. The thirteen year old glanced up at you from her laptop as you walked in, motioning for you to come over to her. "I am so fed up with this "Mitt Romney" guy, so Let me rant at you for a bit." You give her a questioning look before shrugging. "Alright, get ready." She took a bit breath before looking to you and starting. "I really really hate this guy. If he get's elected I am going to be a pissed off citizen. Thanks to Obama, My grandfather was able to finally get his joints checked by the doctor to finally get HELP. If Romney wins, not only will that be taken from my grandfather but, Homosexuals will basically be forced to be straight. And NOT TO MENTION THERE WILL BE AN IDIOT RUNNING THE COUNTRY. Come on, adults, COME TO YOUR SENSES. Just because he's "religious" doesn't mean he's good for the country. He'd be forcing it onto the young children who won't have a choice. If youRP Journal- The Mitt Romney Rant3 years ago in Personal More Like This
If you want Mitt Romney for president...Please take five minutes out of your life to read this.If you want Mitt Romney for president...3 years ago in Personal More Like This
And if you still want him to be president, I can't even pretend to accept your opinion.
You've honestly lost some of my respect with such poor judgement.
celebrity deathmatch barack obama vs mitt romney* the two fighters pictures appear*celebrity deathmatch barack obama vs mitt romney5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
johnny: waht happesn when a presidential that didn't make it faces the man who defeated
him find out tonight on celebrity deathamatch!!
johnny: hello eveyone welcome to a presidential edition of celebrity deathmatch
i'm johnny gomez
nick: and i'm nick diamond
johnny: folks we here have a special announcement for tonight barack obama has retunred to
take on mitt romney
nick: yep not only that but this will also be a bit a chance for mitt romney
to take revenge on barack obama
johnny: yes nick for you see in the election mitt romney was defeated by barack obama and
romney is mad
johnny: let's go to the ring where our mathc is about to take way
mills: okay you two i want a good clean fight you might not be in the office but tonight there
is gonna be bloodshed now let's get it on
*bell rings *
mitt romney: okay obama time to get my revenge on you
obama: look uh romney i know your hatred for me and i
Seven Reasons Why Mitt Romney Should be PresidentFor those of you in the United States, you know what tomorrow is. I don't know how many of you reading this are old enough to vote, but I'm sure someone will be. I know you're probably tired of political ads, but I feel obligated to do this.Seven Reasons Why Mitt Romney Should be President3 years ago in Personal More Like This
If it's not clear already, I staunchly support Mitt Romney this election. Below, I will list my reasons for doing so. I know I'm probably going to get a lot of backlash for this, but I don't give a shit.
So, without further ado, here are my seven reasons why Mitt Romney should be President.
1. Romney is a businessman. He turned around the 2002 Olympics after they began financially failing miserably. He made a profit out of what could have been a massive deficit. Obama promised to lower deficits, but he's had the largest deficits of any President. Ever. You wouldn't your parents spending craploads of money they don't have, so why do we let the government do it?
2. Someone's played the race card for Obama. Someone, if not Obama himself, has convinced
Yep. I'm sold. Mitt Romney's the way to go.Straight to hell on Earth, that is. There's a lot wrong with this maniac, but I think this one little piece of news just drove me up the wall.Yep. I'm sold. Mitt Romney's the way to go.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
So this is a thing. I had a feeling these dumbasses were going to try it, among the other things that would make America that said living hell, but now I'm seeing it for myself. If they can't regulate the internet as a whole, they'll regulate something that would "discreetly" (if you want to use that word) censor the internet among other things in the real world as well. Which would be how it's "discreet" since it's both the real world AND the internet being censored. All in the name of re-election and "biblical moral reasoning".
For the record, I can't see them doing this for moral reasons, biblical or not, nor can I see them doing this for political reasons. For political reasons, this is a ploy just to get themselves elected. And
Mitt Romney in 2007: Porn Filter on ComputersLooks like "Frothy Mix" Santorum may have stolen his "War on Porn" idea from Mittens:Mitt Romney in 2007: Porn Filter on Computers3 years ago in Personal More Like This
VIDEO: Mitt Romney in 2007: Porn Filter on Computers"I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I'm president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don't see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer."So under Mittens' regime, all computers would be required by law to filter out
Twilight Sparkle stocking artporn. Well, okay, computers would have just been required to carry a chip that would allow parents to block porn if they wanted to, sort of like how the V-chip works in television setsyou know, the same V-Chip no