Kingdom Hearts III Epilogue~~~DESTINY ISLANDS~~~Kingdom Hearts III Epilogue7 years ago in Fan Fiction
On the Destiny Islands, Riku wastes the hours staring at the side of a wooden shack on the island. Soon enough, Kairi arrives to join him.
"Riku! What unbridled wackiness... is going on... over here?"
Riku does not even take the time to face Kairi. "Oh. Kairi. You startled me. I was just counting the lines on this side of the shack. I'm up to nine-thousand and forty-eight."
Kairi scratches her head unenthusiastically. "Nine-thousand and forty-eight. That's over... nine-hundred."
"Yep. I remember learning that in scho-"
A pillar of flames suddenly bursts behind the pair. Sora leaps out of the pillar and lands headfirst into the sand.
"Kairi, my neck's too stiff to turn my head," says Riku. "Go see what that ruckus was for me."
"Oh, that wasn't a ruckus," answers Kairi. "That was just the sound of Sora burying his head into the sand. Again."
"Well, get him out and have him give me a neck massage, quick!"
"But why can't you have me do it?" wonders Kairi.
"It's more s
Toy SoldiersChristmas was not supposed to be like this.Toy Soldiers5 years ago in Fan Fiction
Demyx was sitting on the floor of the living room, staring up at the brightly lit Christmas tree, a magnificent display of color and light in the middle of the darkened house. There was not a scrap of joy in his heart, and precious little comfort to be had. How could there be? Everything was all wrong. The house wasn't the one he'd grown up in. The living room was all the wrong colors. The floor was hardwood with a couple throw rugs, not the carpeting he was used to. The furniture was arranged wrong. The tree was artificial, not real, like it should have been. The presents neatly arrayed under the tree had strange names on them - "Cloud" and "Aerith" and "Axel" and "Roxas" - with a few haphazard additions labeled "Demyx", as if to accentuate what a mess his arrival had made, and how little he fit in here.
Back at home, there had been a real tree that filled the whole room with the piney scent that meant "Christmas", and all the prese
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 91Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 912 years ago in Settings
Chapter 91: Andy's Neighborhood
Edward woke up and looked around, seeing himself inside a child's room. He then rubbed his head while getting up, but as he did, he felt something solid on his head…
"…don't tell me the faker took my hair!"
Ed felt his scalp and realized what happened…
"W-WHY IS MY HAND MADE OF WOOD?!"
Edward looked at his arms in horror, and then at his legs, which were all made of wood. Stressed, Ed looked around the area for some answers, but as he did, he noticed that the child's room was almost as big as a city! Ed then made a silly guess, "Oh crap, I must've been cursed by a giant! THAT'S RIGHT KIDS, I READ THE 'MAGIC GIANT' STORIES!"
Ed turned around and saw Alphonse, whose appearance also changed into something else!
"A-Alphonse, your body, it's…plastic?!"
Al looked at himself and answered, "Looks like it. That toy over there said I was supposed to be some kind of 'robot' action figure."
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 92Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 922 years ago in Settings
Chapter 92: Woody's Crime
The toys were running for their lives as the Golems attacked! One piggybank tripped and tried to get back up when suddenly, the Shadow Golems grabbed him and kept him down! "Hey, let me go ya roaches!" The piggybank yelled. But then, he saw a Toy Soldier Golem point its rifle at him, preparing to fire…
Just then, a spear went through the Golem, and the Shadow Golems were disposed of by gunfire!
The piggybank then saw Sora, Kairi and the Elric Brothers coming to his aid and asked, "You guys from Nerf or something?" Then Edward said, "Just get out of here, we don't need a side of bacon in the way!" The piggybank corrected Edward, "This 'side of bacon' is named Ham you crooked toothpick!" Ed then smiled and thought to himself, Finally, a world where I'm not ridiculed by my size-.
"Watch yer back out there little guy!" Ham said as he retreated.
"WHO'S HE CALL'N A MICRO-MACHINE-MIDGET THE SIZE OF A BOOGER?!"
"DAMN-IT ED, GET YOUR H
Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 94Fullmetal Kingdom ~ Chapter 942 years ago in Settings
Chapter 94: Voodoo Do Riku?
Buzz looked from the inside of Sid's backpack and reported, "Sheriff, I can see your dorm from here, you're almost home!" Sora cheered, "YES, and when we get back, we'll find out what's been causing the Golems to appear!" Al then said, "And then we'll be on our way-!" Just then, Woody snapped and said, "W-WOULD YOU BE QUIET?! You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's House, we won't be coming out!"
The group watches as Sid enters his house and is approached by a ferocious-looking dog. "Hey Skud, you're ready for another one? OK, OK, here' I'll grab one of my new toys for you to snack on (chuckle)!" Woody then said, "OH GOODY, this is the part where ONE of us dies. I DID say ‘we wouldn't be coming out’, but did you listen? NO!" Ed quickly covered Woody's mouth, and said, "Shut up 'Woodstock', I see someone coming towards him!"
"Seriously Sid, what's wrong with you?"
Sid grunted, "SHUT UP HANNAH! I'll do what I want, WHEN