RT Ep. 34: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 4RT Ep. 34: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 42 months ago in Humor More Like This
As the Arc concludes...
Thanks to the efforts of Flapjack, Tafeli, and the now renegade Metal Gear RAY, our heroes can re-group and escape the now unstable underwater base of the nefarious Colonel Kernal. Godzilla stays behind for reasons yet unknown and the rest of the group reaches their escape: a few helicopters. Just as they are prepared to escape, however, the mad Super-Soldier destroys Metal Gear RAY and the final confrontation must be held NOW...
Everyone just looked on as the Colonel adjusted his cigars and seemed to show off the millions of teeth he seemed to have. He was also flexing a bit TOO much.
“Gotta hand it to you. You ruined my plans, my base, and forced me to destroy my mech, but you did a damn good job of doing so. Still, you gotta die for that.”
“You...you...YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND!” Flapjack was positively fuming. K’Nuckles held him back as he struggled, hoping to land a few blows on him.
“I wouldn’t do that, Flapjack.
RT Ep. 33: 20,000 Leagues Under Santiy Pt. 3RT Ep. 33: 20,000 Leagues Under Santiy Pt. 32 months ago in Humor More Like This
As our arc commences...
Our heroes discover the evil plot of a deranged (and seriously freaky looking) individual known as Colonel Kernal. His plan is to unleash the most dangerous creatures of the sea on an uncaring world. With his mysterious Metal Gear RAY in tow, he might have a chance...maybe. However, even the team can't stand against him. What will become of their fate now?
Flapjack, to the voice of his mother figure, opened his eyes after that harrowing experience. To his surprise, the Captain was nowhere to be found. Looking outside the mouth, he found a holographic orange wall facing him.
"Flapjack. You can come out now." Bubbie said.
Curious, he stepped out and got a better look. Yep. This was indeed a cell. The walls were pure metal and there was only a small bed and an air-duct on the left side.
"We been taken prisoner!" Flapjack flopped onto the orange wall, pressing against it. "Wait a minute." He looked back at an extremely nervous Bubbie. "Where's Captain?"
"I don't kno
RT Ep. 32: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 2RT Ep. 32: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 22 months ago in Humor More Like This
As our arc commences...
A select few of the members (Z-Squared, Mr. Freeze, Godzilla 2000, and Tafeli) have been sent to neutralize a source of energy not unlike Golus. They brave a giant Jellyfish before a water geyser forcefully introduces them to local Stormalong residents Flapjack, K'Nuckles, and Bubbie (WAIT! COME BACK!). Menaced by a giant crab, their unlikely savior is a massive Metal Gear RAY. What happens after that shall be become known here...
The group just stared at the massive being as it surveyed its surroundings. Then it looked at them.
"RESCUE. APPARENT SUCCESS. NO CAUSALITIES." The machine didn't even move its mouth, but words came nonetheless. And it all sounded roboticly hammy as Hell.
"Great. More questions." Z-Squared rubbed his temples.
"Thanks for the save, stranger!" Flapjack waved at the mech, who had begun advancing towards them. He then found himself
"METAL GEAR RAY HAS ENSURED SURVIVAL OF BYSTANDERS. AWAITING FURTHER ORDERS FROM THE COLONEL." It rang out.
RT Ep. 31: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 1RT Ep. 31: 20,000 Leagues Under Sanity Pt. 12 months ago in Humor More Like This
Previously on the Review Team,
Shenanigans. That's what. Oh, and Tafeli is on his way on becoming an official member. Go fig.
"Ahem." Sir began as the other members (including Z-Squared, Tafeli, and Doc) sat around a large table that was just sitting there. "Gentlemen...and ladies, I am anything but sexist, we have a potential crisis on our hands. A disturbance has been sensed in the seas of the Antarctic wastes. A disturbance not unlike Golus." Sir said.
"Aw, HELL NO." Godzilla reared back. "We are NOT dealing with ANOTHER Golem like that this time."
"The last Golem was kind of easy, though." Mothra interjected.
"That doesn't sound so bad." Mr. Freeze said. "A trip to a place I can call my home."
"Of course." Twilight sighed.
"I take it we need to destroy it before it gets out of hand." Megatron said.
"Well, count ME out." Discord said, wearing an Eskimo outfit. "Have you EVER encountered a Penguin before?"
Basil shivered in fear. "Yeah. Those guys hold one Tartarus of a grudge!"