CRLiterature Book Club: April 2015Well, guys, after the last month's March Book Club: American Born Chinese focused on a graphic novel, us brilliant bros at CRLiterature figured this month we should go even more graphic. So graphic you're going to get "all gushing and breathy—like a child, not a grown woman who can vote and drink legally in the state of Washington." (That's a quotation from the book!)CRLiterature Book Club: April 201512 hours ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Yes, kids, we're reading 50 Shades of Grey by E. L. James.
“This is wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.”
Who hasn't heard of 50 Shades by now? It's a certifiable pop culture
Hitachiin Twins x Foreign!Reader -- Learning FastHitachiin Twins x Foreign!Reader -- Learning Fast10 hours ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Hey, you got any gum?”
(Name) jumped in her seat, the novel she was struggling through tumbling to the floor with a dull thump. It would take her forever to find the page she left off on. She stifled a groan before looking to see who had spoken the two students in front of her were tipped back in their chairs, presenting their identical faces to her. Upside-down faces.
She gulped as she mentally replayed their inquiry. “Uh, gum?”
They nodded upside-down. “Yeah.”
“You like mint?”
“Whatever,” was the simultane
50 Ways To Annoy The TF2 Mercs1: Sing "I'm Blue" at the top of your lungs when you're on or around the BLU Team.50 Ways To Annoy The TF2 Mercs6 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
2: Use Soldier's helmets as a drum set.
3: Show Scout a picture of a rainbow and ask him if it makes him cry.
4: Hide their hats.
5: Ask Spy if Scout is his son. If he denies it, look shocked and say "That's not what Scout's mom said!".
6: Put a potato in Soldier's Rocket Launcher.
7: Blow up the company truck and blame it on Demoman.
8: Loosen all the bolts on Engineer's Sentries and watch the fun.
9: Switch Sniper's Jarate with lemonade.
10: Ask Pyro if he/she is a robot disguised as a Pyro.
11: Dress up as a hippie before fighting Grey Mann's robots. When questioned, say that Soldier told you that hippies are the robots' one weakness.
12: Ask Engineer to show you his Gunslinger. When he does scream and yell "I knew it! I knew you were secretly the Terminator!".
13: Switch Demoman's Scrumpy with apple juice.
14: Ask Medic if he's related to Dr. Frankenstein.
15: Whenever Medic Revives someone yell