Planetary ProblemsIt was impossible to wash the stink of pollution off her surface, but she tried every date night. Earth was waiting on Pluto to arrive for dinner and a movie. She was always late because she insisted on living in the middle of nowhere. None of the other planet's approved of their relationship, seeing as Earth's inhabitants had removed Pluto from their planet list. Earth chuckled, accidentally creating an earthquake that destroyed a small island. They had no idea there were twenty nine official planets, Pluto included.
Pluto arrived, giving her a quick kiss that gave the American midwest a mid-summers freeze. "Ready?"
"Of course. I thought we could watch the polar bears tonight, I feel rather sorry for them." Earth said.
"Of course, I just... I thought we could talk about it first."
Earth sighed, sending an avalanche down onto some unlucky climbers. "Do we have to?"
"I want you to be my universe partner. I want dozens of little moons with you. I love you." Pluto