South Park: Tree fiddySouth Park: The Loch Ness Monster & Tree FiddySouth Park: Tree fiddy6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Thomas: Well arent you crackers just cute as the dickens.
Stan: Your Chefs parents.
Nellie: Yes. Oh thats right.
Kyle: We have to talk to him.
Thomas: Well he should be out and about getting ready.
Nellie: Oh, hes so excited about the wedding.
Thomas: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness Monster?
Stan: No. Thats okay.
Thomas: Must have happened seven or eight years ago. Me and little lady were out on this boat, you see. All alone at night. When all of the sudden, this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the comes out of the water!
Nellie: We were so scared, Lord have mercy. I jumped on the boat and I yelled Captain! What on earth is that creature?
Thomas: It stood above us looking down on us with its big red eyes and I yelled. I said What do you want from us monster?
Nellie: Oh it was scary!
Thomas: And the monster bent
Blue EyesBlue Eyes:Blue Eyes2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
A man once told me that blue eyes were best
So I decided I would put these words to a test.
I ran across the globe and found a blue eyed fish
It tasted very tasty when served as a dish
I then went to Ireland to find a blue eyed gnome
Instead I got a Lephrechaun whose name was 'Jerome'
I used him as bait to catch some blue eyed mice
I suppose he now regrets that he lost at dice...
I then used the mice to catch a blue eyed cat
I then used the cat to catch a blue eyed dog
I then used the dog to catch a blue eyed witch
I think I left that one down in a ditch...
In any case...
I returned back home to my quaint boulevard
Where some band named 'Greenday' was out in the yard
I asked the singer what he thought of eyes
But all he muttered was 'cakes are lies...'
Feeling quite unsure about the blue eyed theory
I decided to talk to my friend named Mary
She had a cute face and her eyes were green
So I told her those were the best I'd seen
She invited me home for Coff