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The Stolen Earth Equation DW/Big Bang Theory P13Chapter ThirteenThe Stolen Earth Equation DW/Big Bang Theory P132 years ago in Sci-Fi
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"Penny, will you shut him up?" the clone muttered while he worked on his death ray.
For the past ten minutes, Sheldon had been watching the clone constructing the gun while he sat by the jump seat and commenting how it wasn't a proper gun and would never work. The clone was nearly ready to jam the unfinished gun up Sheldon's ass.
"Sheldon, leave him alone!" Penny said while she sat on the jump seat.
"But it's hideous! A blind kindergartner would make a better gun than this. The moment you pull the trigger the thing will disintegrate in your hands!" Sheldon said.
The clone jumped to his feet and Sheldon stepped back, afraid the clone was going to hit him.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur," the clone sang to Sheldon. "Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr."
"No one's allowed to sing that to me unless I'm sick," Sheldon said to him.
The clone reached into his pocket and whipped out a syringe filled with a white liquid.
"See this? This is salmonella. I inj