Hillary Clinton on OprahThe italic part in parentheses is the subtitle that appears when they say something as kind of a translation into what they're really thinking.Hillary Clinton on Oprah5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Oprah: Today we are pleased to welcome Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to the show.
(Hillary walks in)
(They hug reluctantly, clearly not thrilled)
Hillary: I'm very happy to be here!
(They made me do it.)
Oprah: So, how does it feel to have lost the nomination to Senator Obama?
(Haha, you suck.)
Hillary: Well, I just think it would be a shame if he was elected, then assassinated before he could be inaugurated.
(Do you know where I could hire a hitman?)
Oprah: So what are you going to do with your time now?
(Time for the retirement home.)
Hillary: Actually I'm really looking forward to spending some time at home and being with Bill.
(Guess why, Bill, you son of a b****.)
Oprah: Are you planning on helping with Senator Obama's campaign now?
(He has a better chance without you.)
Hillary: I will, because ev