Going Under (Political My Immortal Parody) - Ch.1Going under : a political fan ficGoing Under (Political My Immortal Parody) - Ch.11 year ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: Thx 2 my gf (not in dat way u perv) emma 4 all da help w/ this stoyr!!1! and 2 all da voterz who voted fr 4 more yrs u rok!!1! 4WORD<3<3 Take bak da house in 2104!1
Hello my name is Rep. Cerulean Carlyla Progress Ravensbane (D-IL) and I have democratic blue eyes and dark brown hair that i wear in an elegent up do. i reprezent illinois 21st congresional district (a/n i no theres no 21st district its a stroy OKAY). Im 32 but i look youngr and im running 4 my 4th term in congress only its the primaries rite now an no other democratz r runnin. Today i was wearing a navy blue suit w/ a skirt dark sheer tights and shiny black high heel shoes and a sparkly america flag pin. i was at the capital bilding w/ my bestie jan schakwoski who presents teh 9th distict (a/n jans my congresswomen she rox!!)
"Hey Cerulean did you see Hillarys speach" sad jan.
"NO I FJUKING DIDNT seh broke my hart!!1" i exclamed.
"i bet she sitl likes u and wants u back." she ob