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Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable...(Not written by me)Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable...2 years ago in Personal
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Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!
A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney
1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.
5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the 'counter-culture age'
A Poem I made for Election day to Mitt RomneyYou're a mean one, Mr. RomneyA Poem I made for Election day to Mitt Romney2 years ago in Personal
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You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr.Romney,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr.Romney,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Romney,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Romney,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Romney,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Romney,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Romney,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Romney,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Romney,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
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