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Spiders, Stick Figs, and Deadpools (Part 3)- Four minutes before... -Spiders, Stick Figs, and Deadpools (Part 3)5 hours ago in Personal
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Blue: I'm telling you, man. You CANNOT screw this up for me! - While walking with Red. -
Red: Aw c'mon, Blue! Ya got laid with Pink, 'course she wouldn't mind marrying you ever since that Ocho Muerte s*** or whatever happened. - While walking with Blue. -
Blue: - While walking. - Let's not mention that, okay...?
- A flashback occurs... -
Blue (flashback): Red, not every girl in the world thinks you're cool, hot s***.
Red (flashback): - Smirks. - Yeah, they do. Why do you think I beat up all those bullies back in kindergarten?
Blue (flashback): To save my life.
Red (flashback): - Bursting out in laughter. - What? No! Dude, I was trying to impress all those chicks.
Blue (flashback): - In angered shock, he spurts out "WHAT?!". -
Red (flashback): - Rests his head with a smirk and goes "Yeah, worked pretty good, too.". -
Blue (flashback): You've beaten me up, embarassed me, screwed my ex-girlfriends, crapped in my beds, stolen my s***, eaten my food and taken my f