THE LETTER MEMEDear :iconIvaIvanic:THE LETTER MEME38 minutes ago in Letters More Like This
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you sit on My mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you,but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Laura