"This is EMBARRASSING, Lindsey!"
"What, it's just spring break!"
"We're not college students anymore!"
"We got some days off of work and we're spending them at the beach, what's the matter with that?"
"I'm not SKINNY anymore, either! This swimsuit really doesn't fit as well as last year..."
"I'm not skinny either, Catherine, but you don't see me worrying about it. A girl with a little meat on her bones is a girl who knows how to have fun, I always say."
"You think so?"
"Skinny girls lack drinking stamina, everyone knows that. A little beer gut shows you can go the distance."
"Mine's a little more than just a beer belly..."
"Leave it to me. There's some boys over there, let's go see if they know where the party's at!"